In which Adam Simon Says

In which Adam Simon Says

There are so many games I can play with you as a recording, but the simplest seems to be Simon Says. Our variation will be called Adam Simon Says after the co-creator of the headphone tour format. Let us begin.

Adam Simon says:

Lift your right arm.

Adam Simon says:

Lift your other arm.

Adam Simon says:

Stand on one foot.

(Pause)

Stand on your other foot.

Note: you should not have switched feet because I did not say Simon Says.

Also Note: I cannot tell if you did or not.

Adam Simon says:

Reflect on a childhood memory.

No, not that one.

Adam Simon says:

Create a Joke that begins with the line “My Boss tells me that I should dress for the job I want not the job I have.”

Adam Simon says:

Thank you for your time, live a productive life.